Oh, come on now, don't you think your memory is just a little worse than the actual event?Your parents couldn't have been that mean! Now your Grandma, she was mean! Making your poor father eat liver and fish, and then drink warm milk! And I am pretty positive your parents love you as much as you love Luke! Anyway you should try and forgive your loving, caring parents, I'm sure they would let you skip the roast, and go straight to the chip dip now.With love,anonymous mysterious blog reader.